moxperidot:

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

paper-mario-wiki:

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE

disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason

THEN SHES A THOT

gummyslime:

s/o to the artists on tumblr that spend hours making art and only get three notes if theyre lucky. youre still awesome and your art is still fantastic

latenightskates:

do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame

chessys:

its illegal to be mean to me

orison:

i cant believe that there might be millions of possible alternate universes and i got stuck in one where my fuckign brain is Broken

curvest:

do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u

bint-nuh:

You know what strength is?
Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

astroskiddo:

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

pablotherapper:
“louis vuitton don
”

pablotherapper:

louis vuitton don

goghflora:

summer loving

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