my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE
disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason
THEN SHES A THOT
s/o to the artists on tumblr that spend hours making art and only get three notes if theyre lucky. youre still awesome and your art is still fantastic
do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame
its illegal to be mean to me
i cant believe that there might be millions of possible alternate universes and i got stuck in one where my fuckign brain is Broken
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
You know what strength is?
Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG